RFK Jr. opens vaccine injury clinic for Americans suffering from correlation
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has opened a federal clinic dedicated to investigating alleged vaccine injuries, ensuring Americans who developed back pain three weeks after a flu shot finally have somewhere to blame it.
The initiative also proposes paying doctors to report suspected vaccine injuries, transforming a public health monitoring system into a taxpayer-funded conspiracy theory suggestion box.
Officials clarified that reports need not establish causation, a scientific technicality Kennedy has spent decades successfully ignoring.
The clinic’s opening was initially kept secret, presumably because transparency, like immunization, is now considered a dangerous government experiment.
Meanwhile, actual epidemiologists continue the increasingly thankless task of explaining that getting vaccinated and subsequently developing diarrhea doesn’t mean Pfizer personally shit your pants.
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