Tag: Republican

  • Democrats Dump More Epstein Files, Everyone Regrets Hitting “Open”
  • Comey Indicted in Trump’s Retroactive Revenge Tour
  • Epstein and Trump Statue Baffles and Horrifies Visitors on the National Mall
  • RFK Jr.’s Vaccine Panel Can’t Even Convince Itself
  • Trump Suggests Revoking TV Licenses; Kimmel Suggests Therapy, Fallon Suggests Shots
  • Trump Floats Tylenol-Autism Link, Science Rolls Its Eyes
  • Republicans Shocked to Discover America Is, in Fact, America
  • Trump Confirms: “Brains and I Are Natural Enemies”
  • The Art of the Sue: Trump Turns Hurt Feelings Into GDP-Sized Damages
  • Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Nomination criticized, World Responds with Nervous Laughter