Tag: Danielle Smith

  • Alberta Separatists Dismiss Economic Forecast, Insist GDP Is Just Another Federal Liberal Acronym
  • Danielle Smith Assures Peasants $100 Should Cover Whatever They’re Complaining About
  • Danielle Smith aide says First Nations should solve centuries of colonial damage before criticizing government
  • Danielle Smith says coal referendum impossible after promising it was possible
  • Albertans Relieved To Learn Literally Nobody Thinks Danielle Smith Is On Their Side
  • Alberta Separatists Devastated To Learn Most Dedicated Patriot Was Just Guy Chasing Facebook Pennies
  • 178,000 Albertans Sign Petition Asking Government To Leave At Least One Thing For Their Grandchildren
  • Alberta Celebrates Four-Month Anniversary Of Plan To Prevent People Dying In ER Waiting Rooms
  • Alberta Separatists Shocked To Learn Countries Cost More Than Flags
  • Alberta Independence Rebranded As Exciting New Subscription Service Costing $10,000 Per Year