Tag: Albertans

  • Separatists Spend Decades Screaming ‘Hands Off Alberta’ Before Reportedly Asking Washington Which Parts It Wants
  • Danielle Smith Discovers ‘Fuck The Establishment’ Gets Complicated Once You’re The Establishment
  • Poilievre Asks Albertans Not To Pull Trigger After UCP Spends Years Explaining Where Gun Is Kept
  • Alberta Separatists Vow to End Foreign Interference Just as Soon as Americans Finish Explaining How
  • Separatists confident remaining 72% of Alberta simply hasn’t seen enough lawn signs
  • Smith Says Provinces Want More Autonomy; Provinces Exercise Autonomy By Refusing To Endorse Her Plan
  • Smith Insists She Wants Alberta In Canada Despite Spending Years Explaining Why Canada Can Go Fuck Itself
  • Albertans advised to begin studying now for October’s provincial reading-comprehension final
  • Danielle Smith learns feeding UCP base nothing but grievances eventually puts you on the menu
  • JD Vance asks voters to please judge administration by amazing things he says are happening, not things happening