Tag: Albertans

  • Germany Notices Drug Smuggling Plot, Politely Mentions It to Canada
  • Poilievre Achieves Historic Unpopularity, Still Considers It a Win
  • Alberta’s West Coast Pipeline: Now With 100% More Hope, 0% More Private Sector
  • Alberta Introduces New Literacy Program: Read Less, Ask Fewer Questions
  • Three Deaths, Zero Beds: Edmonton Hospitals Ask Province to Officially Acknowledge Reality
  • Alberta Separatists Discover Treaties Were Signed Before Clipboards Were Invented
  • Smith Warns: Without New Pipelines, Alberta Oil Could Be America’s Next Humanitarian Intervention
  • Alberta Retroactively Informs Democracy It Filled Out the Wrong Form
  • Alberta MLAs Recalled as Danielle Smith’s Caucus Enters Its “Find Out” Era
  • Poilievre Breaks New Ground, Sets Personal Record for Canadians Who Can’t Stand Him