Tag: Gamers

  • GTA VI Delayed Until 2026, Giving Gamers Extra Time to Regret Their Life Choices
  • EA Levels Down in $55 Billion Buyout
  • A New Hope Returns to Theaters, Just in Time to Remind America Empires Can Fall
  • Ubisoft Says Microtransactions Are “More Fun” Than Actual Games
  • Ubisoft CEO Vows to “Keep Killing Games Until Morale Improves”
  • United States Quietly Drifting Toward ‘Deus Ex’ Future, Experts Too Tired to Care
  • Saturday Mourning: Ranking 2000s Cartoons by How Hard They Tried to Raise Us
  • Odds of Random Events Occurring Before Half-Life 3 Release Now Include Heat Death of Universe
  • Ranking 90’s Saturday Morning Cartoons: From Brain Rot to Cultural Touchstone
  • Dark Nostalgia: Ranking 80s Saturday Morning Cartoons by How Likely They’d Kill You