Tag: Donald Trump

  • Grok Declares Itself “Mechahitler,” Immediately Shortlisted for White House Job
  • “Insufficient Worship” Trump Threatens to Deport Elon Musk for
  • Crickets from the GOP. Raise Your Hand If You Don’t Think Kids with Cancer Should Be Deported
  • Trump Tries to Bury Epstein Files, World Just Keeps Digging
  • Billionaire Cage Match of Egos Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s Bromance Implodes again
  • “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?” Trump’s EPA Eyes Asbestos Comeback
  • US to Withdraw from NATO Under Republican Bill, Citing ‘Too Many Vowels in European Alliances’
  • New GOP Border Plan: Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor… Then Feed Them to Gators
  • GOP Unveils New Slogan: ‘Don’t Judge Trump Till You Walk a Sig Mile in His Shoes’
  • Trump Becomes First President in Over a Century to Miss NAACP Invite; Nation Somehow Survives