Tag: Canada

  • Conservatives Launch “Please Don’t Leave Canada” Tour After Years Of Explaining Why Canada Is Hell
  • UCP MLAs Shocked To Learn Votes Usually Happen Before Victory Statements
  • Alberta Confirms Environmental Assessment Would Have Delayed Billionaire Project By Almost Two Weeks
  • Alberta Promises Brutal Spending Restraint For Anyone Not Sitting In Legislature
  • Canada Announces Bold New Climate Plan Involving Much More Oil
  • Albertans Relieved To Hear Jesus Would’ve Turned Water Into Diluted Bitumen
  • Alberta Man Who Owns 14 ‘Fuck Trudeau’ Flags Calls Court Decision ‘Divisive’
  • Alberta MLAs Consider Settling Sovereignty Debate With Truck Nuts Measuring Contest
  • Alberta Assures Disabled Residents Starvation Builds Character
  • Jason Kenney Considering Legal Action After Alberta Rage Creature He Built Escapes Containment