Tag: Donald Trump

  • Tesla Shareholders Greenlight $1 Trillion Pay Package for Elon Musk, Because Why Not?
  • Gorsuch Might Have Accidentally Unplugged Trump’s Supreme Court Fantasy Mic
  • Congress Ends Shutdown Just in Time to Ruin January Instead
  • “Slightly Less Chaos in the Skies” FAA Announces 10% Flight Reduction
  • “Nuclear-Level” Trump Material; Panic Grips GOP about Epstein Files
  • “We’re Desperately in Need of an Effective Alternative Party” Bruce Springsteen Fed Up with Democrats
  • JPMorgan Shocked to Learn Billionaire Clients May Be Doing Crimes
  • K-Pop Star Sues for $4.5 Quadrillion – More Than Korea’s GDP
  • Mamdani Declared Winner, Immediately Enters Verbal Cage Match with Trump
  • Trump Declares Jokes About Him Unconstitutional, Files Lawsuit Against Sense of Humor