Tag: Donald Trump

  • Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Nomination criticized, World Responds with Nervous Laughter
  • From Informant to Informed-On: Johnson’s Trump Story Collapses Instantly
  • Macron’s Fifth Prime Minister Hunt: France Collects Them Like Pokémon
  • Cinema’s Moral Compass Points Away from Tel Aviv, Still Struggles with Hollywood Itself
  • Poland Calls to Activate NATO Article 4, Everyone Else Suddenly Busy
  • Charlie Kirk announces newfound hatred of school shootings
  • Republicans Launch Crusade Against Wikipedia, Discover Internet is Mean to Them
  • “Get Him to Heaven” Trump Asks Supporters for $15 Donations
  • U.S. Debt Reaches $37 Trillion, Treasury Asks if Anyone Has a Spare Couch
  • Buttigieg Blames Two Words for Trump’s 2024 Win, Ignores Rest of Democratic Party’s Vocabulary